Political tensions in this country have been high lately.
There’s plenty of U.S. citizens who couldn’t fathom life under the leadership of their non-preferred political party.
That’s why our president was shot in the head.
That’s probably the biggest difference between Africa and America.
A healthy belief in witchcraft.
People swear by it though.
Zah also said he encountered space aliens at recess.
So you know he’s seen some real shit.
But witchcraft/voodoo never really made it past Louisiana in America.
We all hate each other.
We’d use witchcraft over the pettiest things.
Greg Sankey would wake up covered in spiders every morning.
Dave Portnoy would be struck by lighting whenever he left his house.
I don’t know what a typical Zambian trial looks like.
Look at us right now.
Can we be a serious country for 5 minutes?"
If my parent’s Christmas tree catches on fire, I retract what a said.
If anything in my life catches on fire I retract what I said.
I’m actually getting kinda nervous about my 2-hour drive back home to my parents later today.
Maybe not the smartest move to spit in the face of voodoo two days before Christmas.
