I couldn’t tell you the first thing about John Salami before I read this article today.

His entire schtick is to be as big of a dick as possible.

That’s pretty much it.

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Not in an especially clever or creative way.

Not in a political way where at at least has any sort of point to make about anything.

Well it looks like it’s finally happening.

People are speculating he could go away for 10 years.

I thought that was a heartwarming story.

It’s nice to see bad things happen to bad people.

Personally I’d like to see him deported to North Korea.

He apparently loves what Kim Jong Un’s got going on over there.

They should let him experience the country for himself.