This might be the dumbest blog I ever wrote.

But let’s have a little fun.

It’s March after all.

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You’re everyday 17-degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Now playing the who-beat-who game is a fun exercise in all sports, but college hoops especially.

Safe to say I proved that beyond any doubt here.

Want to know which of these 699 teams had the second-worst point differential this season?

It’s not MS U for Women.

It’s the team they beat (in the second half).

Mississippi Valley with a somewhat paltry -816.

Not in franchise history.

Only Virginia-Lynchburg was worse:

Quite the road trip.

What size ball did they even use?"

Turns out, this wasn’t a women’s team.

Just a women’s school.

With a dude’s team.

I don’t have any other explanation other than that.

The important thing here is, this team is better than Auburn.

This is all the time of yours I’m willing to waste for today.