He asked me if I had any potential nicknames for his new franchise guy.

I said I’d think about it and get back to him.

After sitting on it for a hour or two, here’s what I sent him.

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These texts were never meant to see the light of day.

I thought there were no bad ideas on the cutting room floor!

The group liked Warthog quite a bit.

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The only stipulation with that would be it was contingent on if he has any warts.

This was the group’s favorite.

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