Welcome to Week 9 Sad Stats.

But with death comes life.

Look at the Saints.

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Good for them for firing Dennis Allen.

But he also coached completely forgettable teams that had Charlie Batch and Joey Harrington.

Even for the Bears.

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Some other intersting names on this list.

Quite the career change he took.

Also - there were still Abe’s walking around in the 70s?

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Still on pace to crush that less than -60 end of season result.

It was the 1974 49ers.

A team that started four quarterbacks throughout the season.

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As they say - if you have four quarterbacks, you don’t have one.

You hear about coach killers.

Even serial coach killers.

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But have you heard of killing the same coach twice?

Carr would go ahead and lose another six in a row after that.

While it sounds unprecedented, Carr is the second starting quarterback to coach-kill the same coach twice.

The other being John Hadl.

But in fairness, Gillman resigned in both instances.

He wasn’t fired.

I’m interested in anything; I’m without job now.

All things considered - this makes Derek Carr the only true two-time same coach serial killer.

The 1991 Packers were the last team to fail to score in the first quarter through Week 8.

But that was back in the day when you could play hard-nosed defense.

Something is still very wrong with this Eagles team.

And that something is definitely Nick Siriani.

Again - congrats on beating the Jaguars.

Sad Stat #4 - Celebrating Jameis Winston’s 100th career interception

98 games.

Jameis is now just one of ten quarterbacks to throw 100 picks in 98 games or less.

Sad Stat #5 - What’s harder?

Winning two Super Bowls or throwing two touchdown passes at home?

Couldn’t let Giants fans leave here today without this little gem.

Just imagine being so dumb in giving Daniel Jones any sort of a multi-year contract.

That’s Week 9.

@Stathole

Catch up on last week’s sad stats: