Week 6 therapy starts now.
We welcome in a few fanbases this week that don’t typically walk through these doors.
Seattle - I didn’t forget about you Thursday Night.
You might be surprised to hear Green Bay is even in the sad house this week.
But let’s start at the beginning.
We have a birthday to celebrate!
Sad party hats everyone.
He was much worse.
Just ask any DK Metcalf fantasy football owner (me).
For Geno, it’s always sad to see someone give a stinker on their birthday.
Whether that’s trading Dak to a team dumb enough to take on his laughable contract (Carolina?)
or your all-star kicker who has more than half your season points to force Dak to score touchdowns.
Whatever it is, something needs to change with this team.
Now this certainly isn’t the first time a guy lost a fumble on his first touch.
But they were third and second round picks.
Flournoy is a measly 6th.
Not gonna lie.
I’m concerned for Ryan.
I’m worried that he might not ever get a second chance.
Certainly no coach would be so cruel as to banish a player based on their very first career catch.
Even if it was on the owners birthday in the worst home loss of his career.
But alas…. the computer returned two such cases.
He would go on to play 22 more games with zero catches.
Most of that being back on special teams.
A world ofpossibilityall the sudden opened up for the young undrafted hopeful.
But the football gods are cruel.
He would never again get a second chance with the ball in his hand.
Robert Reed - December 5, 1999
This also Charger only went 1 yard on his catch and fumble.
He might not have been a 1/1 but he was a 1/1/1/1/1.
But hang on now.
And Younghoe Koo wasn’t far off with four misses.
Turns out, maybe guys just need some time to work things out.
Then again I’m probably being a little hard on the Jaguars.
Allowing four consecutive touchdowns happens.
Just not to the Bears - whose historical offensive ineptitude needs no introduction.
But this is not your Bad News Bears.
They have the #1 overall pick under center finally finding his groove in a revamped offense.
So I apologize Jaguars fans.
Whoever that team was.
“Computer - when was the last time a team allowed the Bears to score four consecutive touchdowns?”
Computer - December 27, 2020
“Pull that shit up, computer”.
This is just an absurd standings to look at.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
Nothing even remotely close.
And you know what?
It would actually be pretty cool if all four teams made the playoffs.
Ride together - why not?
The four horsemen of the North.
Except one is a lion.
And another is a bear.
That’s a sad stat in the making for Week 18.
We might not be Monsters of the Midway, but certainly Monsters of the Mid.
What non-division winning team in the NFC is better than the worst NFC North team?
The Seahawks with zero defense and old school New York style Geno?
Baker Mayfield and the Bucs?
Bucs and Falcons definitely are contenders but this could actually happen.
That’s a wrap for Week 6.
Don’t be too sad about your pathetic NFL team this week.
Things will get better.
Unless you’re a Chargers wide receiver.
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