And just like that.
We’re already a quarter into the NFL season if you don’t count the encore 17th game.
It’s time to face that fact: Your team is what it isn’t.
And by now we have reached the acceptance phase of the NFL season.
season that leads your special someone immediately wondering what you did wrong to pursue gaining such relationship points.
Stats are for losers.
And that’s what brings you here today.
You are here quite literally to bathe in loser stats.
Youarehere to get involved in that stuff.
Just like last Tuesday morning.
And the one before that.
And the one before that.
And you’ll be here next week too.
Well I guess stats really are for losers.
Just so we’re clear this is really a Jet’s sad stat.
Are we sure that wasn’t really Zach under that towel?
We know for a fact he was at the game.
I think it’s fair to say he has some real anti-jet aura.
Even being in the vicinity of the Jets breaks them (and maybe whatever his team is too).
Wouldn’t be surprised if Boeing picks up the phone at some point to offer him a job.
And that’s on completed passes, so yards lost on sacks aren’t involved here.
And you know what?
That’s what’s supposed to happen when you generate three yards passing in a half.
Just a cruel turn of events for Jets fans.
Was the Patriots game just a Lucy with the football moment?
I know the weather was awful Sunday, so you could chalk it up to the weather gods.
And maybe that’s right.
But we all know how damaged you all are.
Rodgers was supposed to cure you of your usual ineptitude on offense.
Certainly next week promises to allow you to move on with your lives so you might quit looking back.
Lawrence and the Jags are now 0-4 with a worse record than the Carolina Panthers.
I’ve been thinking about this last season and I’m ready to call it.
He ain’t it.
But I guess you could still say there’s hope.
But it appears there might be some short-term memory loss in remembering the rules of his full time job.
After just four weeks, Tunsil has summoned the yellow tinsel an astounding eleven times.
As shown, Brandon Browner is your total season penalties leader with just 20.
Meaning Tunsil is already over half-way there.
I really hope he ends this soon once and for all.
The only thing left now is to break Riggs' total scoreless receiving yards.
Jacobs has reached 1,500 on the nose and trails by just 16-yards.
The only other non-touchdown catch scorer close in NFL history is Eric Bieniemy at 1,223 career receiving yards.
And in that very year, the Vikings gave up 25 to the Lions in a Week 6 loss.
1/1/1 slash lines are great.
Sometimes it’s for a receiver.
Other times for a quarterback.
But back to Josh Johnson.
As the stat reads, this is actually his second career 1/1/1 silly slash stat.
And you have to go way back to Week 15 2010 to find the match.
Yes - this dude has been around for a minute.
While he’s only played in 41 games, he’s been on a team for 193 games.
Stats are for losers.
And that’s why you’ll be back for more next week.
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