This blog completes season three of NFL sad stats.
We’ve laughed together through 17 weeks so far.
And cried some more.
And we’ll do it once again.
Here are your sad stats for Week 18.
After sorting the data, I see Carl Pickens at the top.
But if they did chase him down, it’d be for naming his son Chetsworth.
Anyway, a Google search suggests Carl is George’s dad.
How is this such a mystery?
Say what you will about their performances on Saturday, but I was inspired.
And Kendall Hinton/Taysom Hill before that.
But that’s the thing about Week 18.
Some of these backups are wild cards we know little about.
Like Tanner McKee or Joe Milton!
But others are those who we all thought were flamed out and left for dead.
And when they return, they come back as undead.
Back from the grave to bring horror to their fandom.
And that brings us to…
Looking at you Carson.
Others broke through the ground in a shock an awe manner.
Let’s run through the full list…
Carson Wentz.
All quarterbacks of sad stats past here to haunt us once more.
But all in all, things weren’t as bad as they might have seemed.
That’s not terrible.
Welcome to club undead, Daniel Jones.
See you next year in Week 18.
Lesson here for the kids.
Hand guns are bad.
But cannons are fine.
No foul on the play.
lighter than T’Vondre Sweat from earlier this year.
And Sweat is NFL history’s heaviest player to ever run with the ball according to listed weights.
Crazy to think the Packers would be winless in the division had that block not happened.
I’ve long thought Jordan Love isn’t the quarterback everyone thinks he is.
Finish them off Philadelphia.
Give us Sad Bears fans two Super Bowl wins in back-to-back weeks.
I’ll tell you why.
Many teams are bad.
Many have been worse than this Tennessee Titans 3-14 catastrophe.
Not even the winless Lions or winless Browns (3-13 vs spread) were able to do this.
What else is a sad fan to do?
But I very much appreciate all the love I get from these.
Even when I get buried for screwing something simple up since I’m usually up late finishing them.
Life of a part-time blogger with a real 8-5, I guess.
Til next year, fam.
@Stathole
Catch up on last week’s sad stats:
