Week 10 was an absolute disaster for the Chicago Bears.
We all knew Matt Eberflus was a joke going into the season.
But you know what?
We trusted Ryan Poles.
Like a bunch of fucking morons.
The only thing left to do at this point is take action into our own hands.
I’m officially calling all Bears fans to boycott this team until heads roll in Halas Hall.
Publicly shame anyone that goes to the game.
And don’t even dare watch the game.
Don’t even listen to it.
If Waddle and Silvy have any guts they’ll demand ESPN chooses not to broadcast.
They might pay for the rights, but that doesn’t mean they have to.
UPDATE - THEY FIRED SHANE WALDRON TO PUT A BAND-AID ON THIS CORPSE OF A TEAM.
I know there’s other teams to talk about to.
But that’s where we are at in Chicago.
Let’s get to it.
Here are your sad stats for Week 10.
The truth is this entire coaching staff is the worst staff I’ve ever seen.
The only trainwreck of a coach that you could argue was ever worse was Urban Meyer.
He got fired midseason.
We won’t be so lucky.
I’m in awe of their incompetence.
Luckily we at least did SOMETHING in firing Shane Waldron.
That’s never been done before either.
I guess this is all part of the “process” of firing Eberflus next.
What an absolute joke of a franchise.
So we do have to give the Jaguars credit for that.
But even more credit to their analytics department.
The Jaguars went with the white helmets in effort to make themselves more visible to Darnold.
I can answer that.
I didn’t remember because my brain is sharp in memory repression.
I am a Bears fan after all.
Well there’s now two teams with fewer first quarter points than the groggy starting Eagles.
The Bears (shocking) with 13 points and the Rams with just 10.
They would contribute zero of these Monday Night in their loss to the Dolphins.
This starts to lead one to wonder.
Is Sean McVay washed?
“It’s an advantage for us”- Jerry Jones
Quote of the year material, right there.
I’m not blaming Nathan For You on this one.
But both of these teams have a longer drought anyway by a few weeks.
That’s it for Week 10.
Eight more weeks of misery.
I’ll conclude this week as I’d greet Virginia McCaskey.
See you next Tuesday.
@Stathole
Catch up on last week’s sad stats:
