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Him and Emma, his wife, and I even asked ‘let me sit where Chris is sitting’.

And I was thinking, Holy shit.

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Red One on this screen?

With this technology can be game over."

Lets check in on ‘Red One’, shall we?

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The Rock is a very interesting guy to me.

On the one hand, he is undoubtably charismatic and one of the best success stories in Hollywood.

On top of that he seems, for the most part, to be a philanthropic and nice guy.

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On the other hand, he is sort of a delusional, strange liar at times.

He also just loves a tall tale.

This is one of my favorites.

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Brother, you’re the star of the movie.

Something tells me they’re not gonna start the movie without you.

He also posts these outrageously huge cheat meals that he claims to eat without ever showing a bite.

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Just a strange fellow!

To be honest, I don’t actually see much of an issue with this one.

The Rock watched ‘Oppenheimer’ and decided he wanted to make his own massive bomb.

Mission Accomplished, as George W would say!