I’m afraid the Egyptian pyramids have lost their fastball.
The pyramids used to be respected.
People used to have a healthy fear of ancient Egypt.
Now the pyramids are a side show.
Something to look at while you eat at combination KFC-Pizza Hut.
I don’t wish any ill will on Mr.
He seems like a good enough guy.
But if the pyramids have any pride, Mr.
Beast won’t make it out of there alive.
If I were Mr.
Beast, I might be worried this whole thing was a setup.
Some dudes from the Egyptian government are just going to let Mr.
Beast and friends bring in their cameras and gadgets for a YouTube ghost hunt?
That’s where the mummies are.
Beast, don’t really believe in ghosts or mummies either.
But if they do exist, underneath the Pyramids of Giza is 1000% where they’re at.
This feels like an important moment for the pyramids.
For ancient Egypt as a whole.
If I’m the Egyptian government, I double-check Mr.
Beast and his crew of beasters experience something terrible down there.
Something so harrowing it’ll force them to cancel the video.
It would do wonders for their reputation.
Once again, I refer you to the combination KFC-Pizza Hut across the street.
The pyramids once hosted a Maroon 5 concert.
The pyramids sold out a long time ago.
Booby traps, moaning, a guy in a mummy costume who beats the living shit out of Mr. Egypt has let people get way too comfortable around their pyramids.
The mystery is gone.
The fear is gone.
It’s sad, really.
Beast in a tomb for several days to teach the world a lesson.
