Look I’m going to get right to the point here.
I fucking hate the United States Postal Service.
I’ve had many run-ins in the past with those scumbags, including but not limited:
1.

I was literally 5th in line, hours before it was scheduled to close.
Asked if he attacked him, answer was no.
But he thought he might!
And then he refused to deliver mail to our house until the dog fucking died.
Had to go pick it up from the post office.
It was 45 degrees out.
Anyways, today’s rant does not come from them being lazy, or disorganized, or incompetent.
Today’s rant comes because my fucking scumbag mail carrier stole from me.
So what do I do now?
Go talk to the post office?
Yeah, I’m sure they’ll be real pleasant and helpful, like usual.
Except for the only one that looked like it might have a $25 gift card in it.