It’s the most beautiful time of the year, folks.
We also have the data that everyone trusts.
The PornHub year in review.
I’m a sucker for breakdowns, lists and free pageviews, so let’s get into it.
Gotta start with the powerhouse - the red, white and blue baby.
It’s UCLA basketball in the 60s and 70s.
It’s the Patriots and Chiefs.
It’s people in America watching porn.
Give us the gold medal, give us the title every single year.
That’s as dominant as anything we’ve seen in the data world.
Shout out France, gotta assume hosting the Olympics did that.
Peru also becoming hornier this year.
Speaking of the Olympics:
I still have no idea what demure is.
But I do know the Olympics.
People get horned up for the Olympics.
You see people competing, gotta fire up the Hub and search for stuff.
Shocked Raygun didn’t make an appearance since it’s all pop culture stuff anyways.
Searching sex Olympics is just funny, gotta hand it to the people there.
Then it’s the true pop culture icon of 2024.
A saying that helped turn the Mets season around, launched a million jokes and somehow a podcast.
Pookie and Hawk Tuah really became 10 million searches of stuff related to spitting and it all.
Let’s go take a look at some of the state breakdowns:
What the FUCK, Wisconsin?
If anything I’d assume they’d have milking there.
Ohio being cuckold makes sense.
Gotta assume that’s mostly done at the end of college football season when Michigan is celebrating.
Be creative one time for me.
Same for you Pennsylvania.
Might as well search vanilla.
South Dakota going hot babes is perfect.
Could have gone hot women, hot chicks, nope, hot babes only in South Dakota.
Speaking of searches:
People love MILFs and weird people still exist who search hentai and that stuff.
Nothing shocking here since pinay is apparently tied to the Philippines and they rank high in horniness.
Tits making a comeback in 2024, big tits specifically.
People getting back to their roots and the 90s with American Pie combining for big tits and MILFs.
We all know Lana Rhoades, she’s been on the blog game forever.
At 3 is Violet Myers, moving up 2 spots this year.
Beloved, talked about as MVP but not on that list yet.
At 2, Abella Danger.
The Lamar Jackson of this list.
Fell from her MVP spot a year ago, but could still make a case for it.
One of the most well known names on the blog.
Still gotta laugh at the thought of her walking around Miami’s campus as a student.
The U will be back one day, but for now it’s fitting they dropped their top spot.
Because in this world, Angela White took home the MVP:
There you have it.
A breakdown of a breakdown.
People remain horny, especially in the States.
you could’t beat us.
