That is too big an ask.

That is too big an ask.

So he’s got every opportunity to draw attention to himself.

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Andsacre bleu, he is not wasting it.

People- Anthony Ammirati knows you’re talking about him he just wishes it was for a different reason.

OK, Jeanny Wadd, that’ll be enough of that.

Like I said, no one’s expecting humility.

But you could knock it right fecking off with pretending to be embarrassed by all the attention.

Don’t rub our noses in it.

Not figuratively, and definitely not literally.Oh, poor, poor pitiful me.

The whole world is talking about how endowed I am.

All I wanted was to labor in the obscure life of a French pole vaulter.

And I don’t know how I should feel about all the positive attention I’m getting!

Being envied for my sexually desirable physical traits is the worst.Getle fuqout of here with that.

All I ask is a little sincerity.

Being Anthony Ammirati has to be riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels right about now.

And no one begrudges him all the fame-seeking he can possibly generate.

Because who knows how long it’ll last.

All glory is fleeting, after all.

Just don’t lie to us like your feeling somehow dubious about the situation.

Just don’t come looking to guys like us for sympathy.