You know what, Courtney?
It was bull crap.
It’s a giant, steaming load of bull crap.
But here’s where you’re wrong–your dog always loves you.
Your dog will always do anything to keep you happy.
This team literally couldn’t give less of a shit about you.
Because if they cared, there would have already been significant changes after last year.
But there were glaring issues with this team that everybody saw, and the Phillies did nothing about it.
This is a team that literally decided to stop competing after the all-star break.
They figured they already had the division locked up and they didn’t need to try anymore.
The summer was the same shit over and over and over again.
Your dog dying is a heartbreaking moment.
The 2024 Phillies dying is more of a sweet release than anything.
This is a team that deserved to get taken out behind the woodshed and put out of their misery.
Also–credit to the Phillies for making this chick regret evacuating from the hurricane.
And this is also why you might’t dress like a jackass for any Philly sporting event.
The risk of looking and feeling like an idiot after a humiliating loss is just way too high.
If they win, the overalls rock and everybody loves them.
But how often do our teams actually win these games?
We got spoiled the past few years, but the numbers are staggering.
