I don’t know if your family celebrates Saint Paddy’s Day, but mine does.
“But Large, that’s not even a real Irish holiday.”
Oh, yeah?…
Well, I don’t give a fuck.
Those gifts are usually Celtic-themed trinkets…
I think Monica Lewinsky still has Bill’s ring stuck waaaaay up in the furthest reaches of her cervix.

or you wear it with the heart pointing out to symbolize that your single and ready to mingle.
I know I am early on this, but Happy St Patrick’s Day, and GO IRISH.


