Coincidentally, those are the same years when the Phillies went through some of their darkest times from 2013-15.

Sometimes the Phillies and Pirates are both shit.

Sometimes the Phillies are great, and the Pirates are shit.

Very rarely, the Pirates are good and the Phillies are shit.

It was quite literally the perfect score bug to encapsulate this matchup.

You knew whenever the first pitch was being thrown, you wanted to be in front of your television.

But this is the world we live in today.

Cuts are being made everywhere.

Designs are becoming so bare and basic and plain.

It’s dystopian in a way, really.

We don’t build grand cathedrals anymore, and now we don’t have even P00P score bugs anymore.

It’s a goddamn shame, is what it is.

It’s so corporate.

It’s so mundane.

We’ve gone backwards as a society.