Minor league baseball is great for a handful of reasons.
Anytime you might get out to a minor league ballpark it’s a great time.
Let me introduce the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers!

I mean, that’s just a pussy in a glove.
That’s a straight up vag.
It’s actually the first logo that you might smell through the screen too, pretty neat.

They even have the baseball up there where the uhhhh…nvm.
They really just don’t care sometimes, that has to be what happened here.
I mean any publicity is good publicity, they got everyone talking about those Oyster Catchers.

Seriously though guys, how many beers for this?
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Long live the gloveussy!