The Onion Has Acquired Alex Jones' Infowars at Auction

That’s just solid, well-executed revenge by the Sandy Hook parents right there.

Sounds exactly like something Dave Portnoy would do.

You have yourself an enemy in Alex Jones.

Well played, parents.

Well played, The Onion.

The Onion says they plan to rebuild the website to feature well-known internet humor writers and content creators.

They want to turn InfoWars into a parody of itself.

But if I’m The Onion, I keep Alex Jones employed.

Let him keep doing his show and package the whole thing as satire.

You’re never going to make funnier content than Alex Jones.

you could’t be so arrogant to think you could outdo the likes of this.

There’s not a comedy writer in the world who can match Alex Jones crazy.

And they can force his real-life opinions live on a liberal humor blog.

I supposed based on that video it sounds like Alex Jones would not be on board with that idea.

But maybe he needs the money bad enough that he’d do it.

Could shave a few more million off that $1.5 billion debt.

That’s what I would do if I had Alex Jones as an enemy.

That’s how you really twist the knife.

Turn this once well-respected truth teller into someone people don’t take seriously.