Show some respect to a still rather tasty food item.
And if you say “those look like chicken tenders”, that’s cause they’re huge.
Didn’t realize what it was, thinking it was just a piece of meat.
Went to the restroom to try and puke, couldn’t.
Got sick the next couple days, running a fever.
Finally went to the emergency room and found out it was a bone.
Folks, say it with me: WHAT THE FUCK?
Boneless is a cooking style?
Sets a bad precedent for not just future rulings but our state’s reputation.
They need to take this one to the next level.
I want the Chief Justices of all the land deciding this one.
Because the fact of the matter is that boneless wings means that bones are not in the wings.
What other way can it be interpreted?
Veggie pizza can have meat on it?
Hamburgers can have cheese?
you’ve got the option to’t assume a hamburger won’t have cheese!
Just like you apparently can’t assume a boneless wing won’t have bones in it.
Source: the Supreme Court
