The Ocean Is The Most Terrifying Place On Earth Edition Number 17,593,978,233: Kayaker SWALLOWED WHOLE By Humpback Whale But Somehow Survives

For all my life I’ve firmly been a #TeamPool guy.

That is not our home and the above video could not drive that home any more clear.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I thought I was dead, Adrian told The Associated Press.

I thought it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me.

If I’m gonna be honest, from his perspective what is he supposed to do?

Negotiate with the whale?

Yell at the whale?

We’ve never seen it, but there’s enough evidence to prove it happens.

Megalodon is 100% still cooking somewhere in the Pacific.

Team Pool for life.