So the Guardians lost the series 4-1.
Did I want to go to the World Series?
But did we have the better team?

No, we did clearly not.
I find that to be the funniest part of this entire ordeal.
I look forward to seeing Meek Phil shoot his load right into Tommy Smokes mouth should the Mets win.

I heard all about how you were too old for the drama this week.
That youre not at that point in your career anymore.
That it just wasnt for you.

As for the Kelly situation, first of all, youre welcome for the idea.
But unfortunately, she “didn’t want to engage”.
We dont have to speak.
We dont have to talk to eachother.
So Im just gonna steer clear.
I never would’ve seen her or it coming.
Hmm, what could they possibly have planned?
Anyone in their right mind doesnt give her the satisfaction.
Think if the shoe were on the other foot and the Guardians won this series.
Would Hubbs, Tommy, and Mush have allowed me to spray them with champagne?
Wait, at least we all sat there together and watched.
So close, Kelly!
But so on brand for the New York office to use someone elses idea and still ruin it.
Losers assemble in small groups and complain about the Winners to the point where they actually think theyre right.
And neither would they.
And neither would you.