The more I think about it, the clearer it becomes: the Giants have been historically bad.
It’s almost impressive how consistently underwhelming theyve been.
Imagine winning a game by kicking seven field goalsyes, sevenagainst an opponent whose kicker got injured during warmups.
Thats an all-time scumbag move.
But back to the Giants.
I have a theory that might explain their downfall.
Brian Dabolls physical transformation might be the root of the problem.
Theres something about the fat-and-bald coach combo that just works in this league.
Look aroundcoaches who are both overweight and bald tend to fare better than their slim, hairless counterparts.
Its like a weird football karma.
Jokes aside, this Giants team is a complete disaster.
Its almost impressive how they find new ways to lose every week.
And the worst part is, it’s not going to get any easier for them.
Their upcoming schedule is brutal: Dallas, at Seattle, Cincinnati, and Philadelphia.
Realistically, the Giants could very well start the season 0-6.
But heres the silver lining: being that terrible might not be the worst thing in the world.
Jones has had his moments, sure, but paying him $160 million was a colossal mistake.
