The roof is the biggest part of the bill, at nearly $24 million.

Imagine being a Rays fan and never having any money in the offseason.

You’re always watching other teams sign free agents.

Always watching your leadership go cheap.

That would suck a big proverbial dick.

Makes me wonder what’s up with roofs these days.

At $24,000,000 you should at least retract in nice weather.

Insert the most cutthroat business development specimen in any white collar industry.

He’s got Lloyds on the other line with a soft number but you have to act quick.

I’ve seen it a thousand times in another life.

Don’t even get me going on the frozen pipe crisis in Nashville circa 2014-15.

That was a crazy time for reinsurance.

My point is it blows to be a Rays fan.

A group of nerds that consistently outperform so many big markets using the most unconventional methods.

It’s legitimately pathetic.

That would really bother me.

It would also really bother me if my team played at Tropicana Field.

Here’s exactly why it blows: