Well, that’s the magic of Cory Alexander.

If you’re talking about someone who died, you might’t say ‘for those who may not know’.

It’s been 5 years!

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Pretty sure there isn’t one person watching that game who found out from you that Kobe died.

I mentioned the other weird shit.

Sure, that’s normal.

That’s how you puke that much.

Ridiculous to call a foul on NC State during that play.

you’re free to’t have a guy yakking his brains out and call a foul on someone else.

Gotta offset at a minimum.

The whole game was fucking bizarre.

Just the weirdest broadcast we’ll get all year.

This wasn’t some mid-major, this was Duke.

This was the first Big Monday of the year and this is what we got.

I really haven’t seen anything like this or heard anything like that I should say.

Somehow the slow-mo puke replay felt like nothing.