Alright, by now you know the drill.

Everyone man their battle stations….

….ready?

BRRRRAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

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Sweet mother of God did Brad Stevens do it again or did Brad Stevens do it again?

Here’s a hint.

Brad Stevens did it again.

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That was just the reality of today’s NBA we were told.

Without factoring in the tax penalties, that’s around $624M in contracts alone.

Meanwhile, their competition is losing valuable rotation players left and right.

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The answer is pretty simple in my opinion.

Everyone gets an extension!!

At some point, the tax bill will come due, and you saw the number.

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A cool $210M on top of a salary number that’s already $225M.

Is it crazy to suggest Brad got him at a discount here?

Brad Stevens you beautiful sonofabitch!

From undrafted to an NBA champion and now a $45M dollar extension.

Again, the oil money will cover that part.

I’ll be honest, I can’t really believe this is our life right now.