There are certain qualities that are common among just about every man that’s ever lived.
No matter when they were born.
No matter where they live.
Every man gets horny.
And every man gets vindictive.
Even if you’re a billionaire, you’re not above acts of malicious pettiness on a galactic scale.
Take, for example, Jerry Jones.
That amount, according to the lawyers for Alexandra and Cynthia Davis, is $1.6 million.
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As I am sure you are aware, Alexandras mother is Cynthia Davis from Arkansas, Bergman wrote.
Alexandra is 25 years old.
However, Alexandra is more than willing to participate in genetic determination.
Hopefully you will avail yourself of this opportunity."
The matter was obviously not resolved.
In the paternity case, Jones has been ordered to submit to a DNA test.
The ruling is currently being appealed.
Families can be a messy business.
Some, messy enough to make the houses inHoarderslook like the cleanroom where NASA built the James Webb telescope.
And maybe Jerry Jones side can argue he had a legally binding contract with the MILFtastic elder Davis.
He would take care of their lovechild financially, and in return, she would keep her mouth shut.
After all, the “ND” in NDA stands for “Non-Disclosure.”
And the “A” is for “Agreement.”
There’s no ambiguity in there.
Take away any of those letters, and the whole thing falls apart.
Nor is there that kind of cash reserves still sitting in their trust fund after 25 years.
But Jones is engaging in asymmetrical warfare.
The kind where he has a several billion dollar advantage.
So he ran up the billable hours tab on them because he could.
He spent $1.6 million just to not disclose something that could’ve been confirmed with an Ancestry.com subscription.
That again is a value judgment I decline to make.
But I do think it speaks to how an otherwise wealthy guy becomes a billionaire several times over.
It’s not always by playing fair or doing the moral, ethical thing.
I just can’t see how it’s possible.
