Even if you’re a boobs guy, everyone can appreciate a nice ass.
Personally, I lean more towards titties, but that doesnt stop me from appreciating greatness.
When it comes to hot women, I believe I was born in the golden era.
I know ass when I see it, and these teams?
Colorado State
You cant seriously be trying to hide your play calls when youre down 38-0.
Thats an automatic ticket to being ass.
What are you even trying to protect?
The game plan that got you exactly zero points in a 60-minute football game?
Clemson
The video above says it all.
And what does Klubnik do?
He throws his first pass into the dirt on a one-yard flat route.
Normally, Id cut some slack for any team playing Georgia, but not this time.
You simply cannot be Clemson and put up only three points.
Therefore, they are certified ass.
Florida
Sell the whole team.
Florida State
I cant believe Im saying this, but Florida State, I love you.
Here’s my full ASS breakdown for week 1 of college football
