Well that fucking sucked.

It sucked in the first inning when Kodai Senga couldn’t buy a fucking strike.

It sucked in the fourth inning when the Dodgers padded their lead to 6-0.

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Despite all that sucking that even Heather Brooke would be amazed by, I still feel alright.

But we learned some things tonight.

We learned Senga probably doesn’t have it and can’t be trusted for the rest of the series.

yo SAY RIGHT!!!!!!

Alright that may or may not be the case but at least these stats make me feel better.

Win Game 2 and come back to what is going to be a raging Citi Field with homefield advantage.