And just for the record, this isn’t a dig at the Bears.

At least they are doing something.

What are we doing here?

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Yes, grown men were showed how to use a rig specifically engineered to be intuitively used by kindergarteners.

And tougher when you merelypretendto use a football in the demo.

And what exactly are we learning here in this drill anyway?

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This isn’t baseball.

Having your quarterbacks practice how to slide is like having calculus students practice drawing numbers.

You’re focusing on the obvious simple part and ignoring the important hard part.

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It’s not HOW to slide that quarterbacks need to understand.

It’s WHEN to slide.

Where is Boston Dynamics when you need it?

Give it some wicked breaks to stop short of colliding and measure if the quarterback done and fucked up.

Don’t tell me that’s over the top either.

Patrick Mahomes is worth half a billion.

Joe Burrow, Tua, etc.

are right about there too.

Or we can do what I’ve been saying we should do.