No tweet from any of the big name reporters to back it up.

My immediate thought was that he was just trolling.

I vaguely remember he fucked around on social media a little bit last year before signing with the Giants.

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Nope, turns out he was just breaking his own news.

Blake Snell is in fact a goddamn Dodger.

I am TIRED of this.

Shohei Ohtani signed for pennies, only to be paid the big bucks once his social security kicks in.

He’ll also be available for pennies on the dollar because he’s leaving Japan early.

What’s his role?

Long man when the game gets out of hand?

I am TIRED of this shit.

At this point does Shohei become their closer?

Wouldn’t that make the most sense given his arm injuries?

I don’t need the Dodgers getting that idea in their heads so let’s keep that a secret.

When the offseason began I penciled the Red Sox getting two premier starting pitchers.

One of them just went off the board.

Heyman says they were in on both Snell and Kikuchi.

Does that mean you’re about to see them throw the kitchen sink at Max Fried?

Kinda have to now, no?

The stove is hot.

Let’s get more moves out there before Soto decides in a few weeks.

He’s not wrong, but when Brian Cashman is your GM you do to cover his mistakes.

Obviously they’re very in on Juan Soto, but you need more than that.

George would have had three guys in the door already to help this team.

Gotta back up the Brinks trucks and bite the bullet.