I don’t have to tell you what they say about things that sound too good to be true.
Just more insanity from the peak of NFL Rumor Season.
Supremely confident as before.
Like it’s 2010 all over again.
But sounding like he believes to a moral certainty this job will be his once again.
If it happens, he says he will put an end to the Aaron Rodgers “country club.”
He also criticized the organization’s “abysmal” leadership for condoning it.
“If he comes back, things would be different.
That ain’t gonna happen.
I’ll just leave it at that,” Ryan said.
The ever-confident Ryan, now an ESPN analyst, expects to land the position.
“Oh, 100 percent, absolutely, I do,” he said.
…
“It’s not just the X’s and O’s and all that.
I can’t just ignore this.
I want it to happen too much to pretend it’s not happening.
Can this existence really be so beautiful a place that this could come to fruition?
Can I wish this into reality?
To pull back the grey rain curtain of this world and find that all is silver glass?
A fantasy realm in which Shrex and the Jets are reunited once more?
It can’t possibly be true.
And yet here it is.
Almost within our grasp.
The blogs that will once again write themselves.
The Wednesday press conferences where the Rex Quote Factory is operating at full capacity.
A constant source of energy.
With occasional solar storms that burn all the brighter.
Plus he’d be coming to a Jets team that’s in constant disarray.
Not just the Egyptologist problem.
All before he’s been offered the job.
I don’t ask for a lot from the universe.
But like, if it’s at all possible, give me and all Patriots fan this tremendous gift.
After the past six seasons, we deserve something.
