Listen, I know you’ve been waiting with bated breath to hear Hawk Tuah speak out.
Fool you once, shame on Hawk Tuah, fool you twice, shame on you?
Internet 101 in the year of our Lord 2025.

Listen, I know you’ve been waiting with bated breath to hear Hawk Tuah speak out.
Fool you once, shame on Hawk Tuah, fool you twice, shame on you?
Internet 101 in the year of our Lord 2025.
