I’d be pissed too…IF I DIDN’T ALREADY TURN A $51 MILLION PROFIT.

I mean Jesus Christ dude, what’d you wanna squeeze him for another 5 million?

I’m sure there are plenty of other properties Bezos could’ve bought if you decided to play hardball.

And do youreallywanna play hard ball with one of the wealthiest men on the planet?

He has unlimited funds to getwhateverhe wants bywhatevermeans necessary.

He did you a favor by staying out of the picture.

He also already owns the house next door which he bought for $68 million the year prior.

So how do you not know he’s probably the mystery buyer?

Here are the deets…

The businessman then inquired as to whether Bezos is the one who put forward the offer.

Put two and two together idiot.

But here’s where things get sticky… Kryss then agreed to cut the asking price by 7.1%.

You win some, you lose some.

Douglass Elliman declined to comment which probably means they know they fucked up.

At least they’ve got Jeff to cover their legal bills.