How are you supposed to win games when you quite literally cannot score?
Anyone seen Jose Ramirez?
But it’s not just Jose….it’s everyone.
How can you not blame the entire team when we have ZERO RUNS over 2 straight games?
Outmanaged every which way this afternoon.
Remember when the Tigers made us pinch hit before Will Brennan even got a fucking at-bat?
Forced us to take Manzardo out too.
Jhonkensy and Fry to go 0 for 7?
I know Fry connected on one with two runners on in the 7th, but…..of course.
I don’t want to talk about this game anymore.
Wait, one more thing: that Ump sucked.
Get us back to Cleveland, Bibee.
You handle the defense, I’ll fix the bats.
Not entirely quite sure what the plan is yet, but I’m brainstorming.
We will wake these bats up.
No fucking way that happens, right?
Side Note: Tigers fans are being very mean to me online right now.
Can’t you see I’m sad?
Learn to win with class.
