You thought this was going to work?

Yeah, not a chance.

You have someone in a goddamn boot climbing the light poles.

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I was in one of those things for 4 miserable months.

You don’t just climb light poles with that on.

Sure, it helps.

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That’s some determination that you might only get away with while in college.

Moment this game ended, you knew it would be mayhem

You know what?

Typically I’d say this is miserable because there are a million people out, but not tonight.

You win a title, you do whatever the hell you want.

That’s especially true when you’re in college and life isn’t real.

Go party, don’t go to class, which should be canceled tomorrow.

But we all knew there was no shot Florida trying to grease the poles was going to work.

You got a dude in a walking boot up there.