I’m a little bit late running the NFL Player’s survey graph breakdown this season.
Let’s take a quick glance at every category to see how things are going.
Weight Room
New England and Arizona are at the bottom of both overall player satisfaction and weight room satisfaction.
And not just at the bottom of the weight room class.
We’re talking tiers below the pack.
They both got F scores while the next lowest score of any other team was a C+.
There’s a valuable lesson here for ownership.
If you’re going to start building a football franchise, you start in the weight room.
Training Staff / Training Room
Lumping these two together as most scores were pretty correlated per team on these.
Patriots not amazingly better themselves.
Meanwhile, the teams who were most satisfied overall had the best scores in these first three categories combined.
Team Travel
The Bills F- seems out of left field.
Not sure what the deal with that was.
Not worth it guys.
Strength Coaches
Nothing too interesting here.
Maybe it’s being a good owner.
And that couldn’t be more evident here.
The correlation is pretty uncanny.
There were zero A- or higher after that.
Locker Room
Calling out the Cincinnati Bengals on this one.
They got an A+ here.
Well hang on a minute.
It’s how the outside world perceives the facilities provided by ownership.
Like some propaganda concentration camp photo.
How about you actually give a crap about the team instead of pretending to, Bengals?
Nutritionist / Dietician
Another boring category.
Everyone did…fine.
Head Coach
Is something up with Kevin Stefanski?
The worst three coaches on this got a C. Two of them were fired (Eberflus and Pederson).
Then there’s Stefanski.
I imagine this is all Deshaun Watson related, but that’s not great company to be in.
And where the hell do the Bears go off giving Eberflus a C???
As for Jacksonville, I need to see all results post Liam Coen introductory press conference.
Food
F is for food.
Family Treatment
F is for family.
Sorry, F-, that is.
Maybe instead of asking the reporters for snacks players should ask for wellness checks on their loved ones.
Good thing the Bengals never drafted Phillip Rivers at least.
That’s about it.
Congrats to the Dolphins for being the happiest team in the NFL.
