It’s fantasy football WAR season.

Because everything will absolutely go to hell.

That’s fantasy football baby.

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And there’s not enough people out there offering the appropriate prescription of therapy to help us cope.

Here’s what I can offer you and your fake football squad.

Needless to say, Keith from Accounts Payable still hasn’t remitted last year’s league dues.

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So let’s do some quick draft prep today.

the bright green bar shows us the difference in rank from 2023 WAR and 2024 ADP.

For example, Justin Jefferson is being drafted 240 spots above what he was worth last season.

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Jamar Chase 35 spots.

But here are some takeaways from Round 1.

Although I might make one slight exception…

Buy Breece!

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I’m taking him at #4 and maybe even ahead of JaMarr at #3.

Wild Cards

Jefferson, Robinson, and Wilson are all pretty much impossible to compare from last year.

Dude could easily be next years' no brainer ADP #1 overall.

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Garrett Wilson is a little more sketch.

You have to hope a lot of things go right.

First, Rodgers has to be healthy at age 40.

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Second, he has to still be great at age 40 after a brutal injury.

Third, it’s still the freaking Jets he plays for.

Round 2 of ADP

Mike Evans

What is a going on here Round 2?

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This is about as big a mess as you might get.

Only Mike Evans had a better 2023 than his 2024 in this group.

Drake London

Throw WAR out on London.

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Capton Kirk is gonna feed this dude early and often.

Saquon Barkley

WAR is no help here either.

But I think this is about a good spot for him.

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DJ is probably one of the biggest WAR values so far.

They still don’t have that many weapons outside of him.

End of round two is a steal for him.

LaPorta is an even bigger value according to WAR so he might be an even better steal.

What the hell Buffalo Bills?

You’re reading the chart right.

He was the 4th best player in all of fantasy football last season.

But he’s lost so much.

Gabe Davis (LOL).

Honestly though, I don’t know where to rank him this year.

Round 4 of ADP

Let’s Go Pacheco!

Lamar Jackson to a lesser degree as well.

Dalton Kincaid

Throw the -60 figure away on Dalton.

He has everything he needs to be a true breakout tight end.

A year under his belt.

A lack of wide out competition.

And a top-tier quarterback.

Dalton is my boy this year!

Round 5 of ADP

Anthony Richardson

Let’s just say Richardson isn’t the model’s favorite player.

That’s enough for now.

Enjoy the excitement of fantasy football while you might everyone.