The New England Patriots cornered the market on white receivers during the peak of their dynasty.
It was a brilliant move that clearly paid off in multiple championships.
When the whole world zigs, the truly great teams zag.
Half of the Eagles' secondary is made up by a couple of honkies.
Just a couple of good ol' boys from Sioux Falls, South Dakota and Athens, Alabama.
They’re as white as the day is long.
As white as a piece of unseasoned chicken.
As white as a smoke detector with full batteries.
This will forever go down as the Exciting Whites game one way or another tonight.
I just hope Luke McCaffrey is ready for an entire night filled of white-on-white crime.
Young man is about to get strapped up.
