The Dream Is Dead: Burnley Gave Up Its First Goal In Over 13 Matches So Now JJ Watt No Longer Has To Unretire And Play For The Bengals

In case you missed it, we had a pinky bet.

However, yesterday happened.

The dream is dead:

Brutal.

Gave up a goal to the club in 21st right now.

Can’t have that happen.

If you’re going to go out and give up a goal, do it to someone good.

JJ does talk about getting a feast, which makes sense.

I assume once football players retire they just get to eat whatever they want and finally relax.

I said you have to honor this bet.

you might’t just hide when you’re JJ Watt.

It’s too ridiculous not to honor that bet.

But for now, rest easy, JJ.

Just go be an owner and enjoy a few pints.