The Dallas Stars Might Want To All Wear Bubbles The Rest Of The Season After Watching This Montage Of All Their Players Getting Hit In The Face With Pucks

Your face is made up of a bunch of bones, skins and cartilage.

That’s what we would call a mismatch.

Your face is going to lose that battle every single time.

And the Dallas Stars have had to find that out the hard way this season.

Time, and time, and time again.

Mikko Rantanen just signed a $96 million contract extension in Dallas.

It’s going to own you regardless.

A couple of times is a coincidence.

But this is some Final Destination shit going down in Dallas.

It seems like the pucks are literally out to get Stars players.

As if they have a mind of their own, and an insatiable thirst for pulverizing skulls.