There’s a lot of embarrassing teams in the NFL.
But for my money, the Cowboys are the most pathetic of all of em.
Because they are the Cowboys.

They parade around like they own the place.
They still call themselves “America’s Team” despite not having won something in decades.
And of course then there is Jerry Jones, the most arrogant cock sucker of them all.
I don’t hate Jerry Jones.
I am actually currently in deep, deep love with Jerry Jones.
He signed Zeke to be the starting running back.
He traded a 4th round pick for Jonathan Mingo for some reason.
He lets Mike McCarthy coach the team for heaven’s sake!
Enjoy your time in Dallas, Dak!
All in all, just a real shame.