By no means am I a man anyone would mistake for a NY Giants fan.
That franchise’s very existence hovers above me like a winged demon in aHieronymus Bosch lithograph, tormenting me.
But still, I can appreciate a great human interest story.

This was quite a moment:
The move was a bold, dramatic one.
Something an otherwise by-the-numbers draft needed.
It gave them their next Franchise QB hopeful.
A New York quarterback’s superstar mom.
A headline manufacturing plant that worked around the clock.
For the time being he’s got a spot on the Dolphins QB depth chart.
But she already stole the show in Round 1.
And seems poised for potential greatness in her own right.
Fitness warrior:
And soon to be legend.
Well played, Giants.
And welcome to all that awaits you as a media superstar, Kara Dart.
Here’s to many great years to come.