By no means am I a man anyone would mistake for a NY Giants fan.

That franchise’s very existence hovers above me like a winged demon in aHieronymus Bosch lithograph, tormenting me.

But still, I can appreciate a great human interest story.

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This was quite a moment:

The move was a bold, dramatic one.

Something an otherwise by-the-numbers draft needed.

It gave them their next Franchise QB hopeful.

A New York quarterback’s superstar mom.

A headline manufacturing plant that worked around the clock.

For the time being he’s got a spot on the Dolphins QB depth chart.

But she already stole the show in Round 1.

And seems poised for potential greatness in her own right.

Fitness warrior:

And soon to be legend.

Well played, Giants.

And welcome to all that awaits you as a media superstar, Kara Dart.

Here’s to many great years to come.