Regardless of party affiliation.
Maybe because it’s because I haven’t set foot in the city since before civilization collapses.
In Massachusetts, Eric Adams crimes would be lucky to make Page 3 of the Boston Herald.
and I was like, No, actually, Im like, I love being my authentic self.'
He also hosted another sex party in November 2020, a source close to his camp told The Post.
Between April 2020 May 2021, I participated in two private gatherings.
I take responsibility for not using the best judgment at the time.
OK, now we’re talking.
A Mayor accepting graft or whatever Adams is accused of doing is par for the course.
Just another day at the office.
But these circumstances were the furthest thing from the normal course imaginable.
You know who else might have loved being their “authentic self” between April 2020 - May 2021?
Not popping Molly and watching two stock brokers Eiffel Tower their wife, necessarily.
Though I’m sure there were plenty of those in the city Jay Varma shut down.
New York is a big place, after all.
But there are millions who would’ve liked to have taken a walk.
Sent their kids to school.
Gone out to dinner.
Watched the Yankees in person.
Visited their grandparents in the nursing home.
Paid their last respects at the funeral of some loved one died alone and afraid.
Just had an interaction with another human being without talking through a mask that no medical science ever justified.
It begs the question how exactly these parties worked.
Did ruining people’s lives make them all the more erotic?
Was the lockdown all part of the sex play?
Maybe engaged in a little spanking where he says, “I’m such a bad boy.
I made it mandatory to mask up 2-year-olds.
just, sir, may I have another?”
But he’s the expert, after all.
I’m an Irishman.
Which means I forget things I should remember, and remember things I should forget.
And I know a lot of people would rather move on and pretend this never happened.
But I won’t.
And in cases like Jay Varma, had a blast doing it.
His words, not mine.
And never let it happen again.
