“But now the title is official, and no bird is more deserving.”
What, and I cannot stress the next part of this sentence enough, the FUCK is this?
However, I always liked to think that America and the bald eagle were closer than that.

Did Lee Harvey Oswald not act alone in assassinating JFK in the videos Darren Rovell posts at breakfast time?
All of those would make more sense than the bald eagle not being the national bird of America.
Okay, bad example.
But my faith in America is shaken.
There’s an old saying in Tennessee.
Fool me, you’re free to’t get fooled again!