It’s that time of the year.
Now usually this day is one of my favorite of the entire year.
Ive been writing this blog now for TWELVE years.
But this year is different?
But this year due to that old bitch mother nature the coaches were forced to take the picture INSIDE.
A random ballroom full of the smartest NFL minds in the game and Todd Bowles.
Either way, let’s do it.
I also think this has to do with his brains being beat in in the Super Bowl.
If you’re a Chiefs fan this is good news.
Andy is going back to the basics, self scouting what went wrong and rebuilding everything.
I’m happy he kept the Hawaiin on because otherwise I wouldn’t know its the offseason.
Sidenote, I don’t think Andy Reid has ever turned his ankle in his life.
Look at those those things.
As sturdy as sturdy gets.
The bare minimum in dressing up.
Most golf courses would turn Nick Sirianni away.
The only thing is he now has a Lombardi so he can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
Those are the rules.
Genius strategy really, it’s possible for you to’t fire a guy who looks like a coach.
Only explanation for Pete Carroll breaking up the Harbaughs.
Hope you weren’t a dick, Pete.
Hope it was just Jim and John almost wrestling in the ballroom 3 seconds before the picture was taken.
Little sunburn, beard growing out and grey, contemplating what life even means anyway.
Hey Kyle, tough year, you doing ok?
Yeah man, I’m fine.
It’s subtle but its there.
That’s how you flex, Todd.
“Do you think those guys saw me say DUUUUUVALLLL?
Hypothetically speaking of course.
I could but I won’t because I like Kevin Stefanski and I’m a good guy.
Credit to me for not saying that.
Otherwise thats a great fit from Coach Stefanski.
Only guy in the picture who went out of the box with a color that pops.
Bold choice and it worked.
The What Is Bro Looking At Award- Brian Callahan
Brian.
What’s happening here?
Then maybe we’d get some solid eye contact here from Brian.
Wake up Coach, you’ve got the Number 1 pick in a month.
You don’t fuck with this guy.
Every weekend he’s in his driveway hand washing his vintage cars and motorcycle.
They aren’t even dirty but he’s hand washing them again.
You pay him in a single ice cold beer and that’s the best moment of his week.
Don’t shake his hand though unless you want a couple of broken fingers.
That’s my coach.
He fucking knows his brain is so big and strong and its going to fuck everyone else up.
My only issue is that this is the direction the league is going.
Like think about what we had just a few years ago.
This guy isn’t even the same species as the hot guy crew.
That thing is MASSIVE.
And there was zero chance it was getting tucked in too.
Guys like Dan Campbell don’t give a shit about fashion.
He doesn’t even shop.
Just whatever shirt is clean in his closet he puts it on no matter how large it is.
Had a retirement strategy at 22.
Maxes out his 401k.
No trash talk, no boisterous celebrations.
Respects the game so much he would never golf again before he committed a rules violation.
Solid dude right there.
Another 9-11 happens when we get too comfortable.
He puts that thing on and it’s a big flashing sign that says I’m ready to party.
Slightly oversized for when you’ve had 10-12 beers and start to feel uncomfortable.
Room to unbutton a button or two and roll up the sleeves when the drinking gets serious.
Everyone has their favorite party shirt, this just happens to be Mike Vrabel’s.
It’s versatile too.
I don’t even know what that jacket is.
I don’t think Ive ever been in the same room with a jacket like that.
Is it a woman’s jacket?
Is Mike McDaniel slowly hitting his ambiguous lesbian phase?
But it’s fashionable in some circles, circles I never want to be in.
Mike McDaniel is definitely the only guy who made money off $JailStool.
Lets get these guys back outside next year.
It definitely doesn’t hit the same when they’re in a sterile environment like this.
I’d rather them sit in a monsoon than be stuck back inside.
