Its a Barstool tradition like any other!
And by any other I mean all the holiday blogs that I repost every year!
I got my 5 white people dishes for our relatively normal dinner.
Mashed Potatoes
Still the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world - motherfucking mashed potatoes.
Everyone always sucks stuffing’s dick.
There’s no way stuffing takes the top spot.
I love stuffing too, but it just doesn’t dethrone mashed potatoes.
Lines still visible from the can.
Knife slices right through it like a stick of melted butter.
Anybody who eats the real homemade bougie cranberry sauce can take a fucking hike.
Stuffing
Like I said, I feel like stuffing gets a free pass.
Everyone just automatically crowns it the champ.
But there’s a reason for that I guess.
As a matter of fact I probably eat more stuffing than any other dish.
Crescent Rolls
If I could sleep in a bed of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls every night I would.
Stuff my pillowcases with them and sleep in a bed of soft flaky fluff.
They are simply amazing.
I’m good for an easy 20 C.R’s at Thanksgiving.
Turkey
I don’t think anyone ever lists turkey are their number 1 dish.
Almost everyone is like “I don’t even like the turkey that much!
I like all the side dishes better!”
It never gets the most love, but lets be honest - without turkey there is no Thanksgiving feast.
Its like Tim Duncan and the Spurs.
PS - You obviously cover all this shit in gravy.
PPS - This is only Thanksgiving Dinner.
Desserts are a whole ‘nother ball game
