If you had cuts of meat on your “What we will rename to save America next?”
bingo card, then congratulations.
Go ahead and cross off your square.
The liberal elitist New York Strip is OUT.
Texas Strip Steaks are IN.
When Donald Trump first renamed the water, we all placed our bets on what America would rename next.
Most people had their money on New Mexico.
New America was the logical follow up to the Gulf of America.
But against all odds, New Mexico is still standing.
We did, however, rename the largest mountain in America back to Mount McKinley.
I had no idea it ever changed in the first place.
I could have sworn Denali and Mount McKinley were different mountains entirely.
I’m now reading that we changed Fort Liberty back to Fort Bragg.
Again, I never knew Fort Bragg was changed in the first place.
I also read that changing Fort Bragg to Fort Liberty cost our government over $6 million.
I guess new signs are expensive.
But hopefully they saved the old ones, because Fort Bragg is Fort Bragg again.
Fort Liberty didn’t last two years.
There must be more pressing, more consequential issues that could be addressed.
Nobody put a gun to anyone’s head and told them it must be called a New York Strip.
The name just kinda stuck.
I bet they’re outside ranching their asses off in the hot sun from dusk til dawn.
So when your lieutenant governor comes along and pats you on the head saying, “Great work gentleman.
You know what I’m going to do to reward you for putting food on all of our tables?
I’m going to rename a cut of meat after the state you live in.”
I don’t want to speak for cattle ranchers.
I don’t know the first thing about the cattle ranching industry.
But there simply must be other things cattle ranchers would prefer their elected officials do for them.
I’m really not trying to be politically biased with this either.
Liberal politicians do the same self-serving shit.
The amount of politicians who thought they were heroes because they recognized other people’s pronouns.
But there is SO MUCH emphasis put on it.
But it fucking works.
People eat it up.
This politician gets it.
I guess there’s an argument to be made that it’s good for American morale?
Or something like that?
Honestly, that concept sounds genuinely insane to me.
But I’m not right about everything.
There are plenty things people care about that I just can’t relate to.
America has lost their damn minds over titles.
Now I’m losing my damn mind over people who are losing their damn minds.
I look forward to enjoying my first Texas Strip Steak someday.
