There are twists and turns, detours, side roads, and getting lost along the way.
You may remember these two star-crossed lovers from a couple of years ago.
And the crazy turn their love story took:
[Banks is] noted for several things.

One for being the fruit of Nick Saban’s coaching tree.
Two, for being a hot commodity with a bright future.
And that name is Pole Assassin.

It takes a lot of work to climb to the top of the low rent TV show stripper ladder.
And sometimes even the GOAT needs help.
Which is why Pole Assassin got herself a comfort monkey.
As one would when one is in need of emotional support.
If you’re in love with the idea of love, this is a genuine reason to celebrate.
If not, I feel bad for you.
And best wishes for a long and happy marriage.
Not like you’ll need it.
Jerry Springer’s eye for talent remains unmatched in all of TV history.