There are twists and turns, detours, side roads, and getting lost along the way.

You may remember these two star-crossed lovers from a couple of years ago.

And the crazy turn their love story took:

[Banks is] noted for several things.

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One for being the fruit of Nick Saban’s coaching tree.

Two, for being a hot commodity with a bright future.

And that name is Pole Assassin.

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It takes a lot of work to climb to the top of the low rent TV show stripper ladder.

And sometimes even the GOAT needs help.

Which is why Pole Assassin got herself a comfort monkey.

As one would when one is in need of emotional support.

If you’re in love with the idea of love, this is a genuine reason to celebrate.

If not, I feel bad for you.

And best wishes for a long and happy marriage.

Not like you’ll need it.

Jerry Springer’s eye for talent remains unmatched in all of TV history.