Insurance companies are a scam in their own right.
I’m essentially paying for Flo to get a fresh bob every month.
They were probably trying to start a business.
Or something very stupid and poorly thought out along those lines.
They at least had a few more Rolls Royce’s to scratch up.
They always forget that insurance companies will go to the ends of the earth to not pay up.
They’re not only looking for fraud.
The California Department of Fish & Wildlife is going to clock that bear as an obvious human-in-bear-suit.
Investigators will show up at your home and pull an enormous lifelike bear costume out of your hallway closet.
They’re not just going to deny your claim either.
That’s fraud pal.
They’re going to sue you for as much as possible.
With any luck, you’ll be spending time behind bars.
Egg on their face when the investigators uncovered the bear suit.
Do the whole, “If the bear costume doesn’t fit you must acquit” thing.
But even with that, it would have taken a staff of dream team lawyers to get them off.
They were caught bear handed.
Maybe they can sell their now slightly damaged luxury vehicles to help pay the legal fees.
I like where your heads were at scammers.
It is a very funny way to commit fraud.
And if you’re going to commit fraud, it might as well be hilarious.
But I’m afraid as far as fraud goes, you guys are fucking horrible at it.
Honestly, you weren’t even close.
Anybody with eyes could see how fake those scratches were.
We could all easily see how humanly that “bear” moved.
And get rid of the damn bear costume next time.
